Sassy Pants Blog

Sharing my journey to a slow, intentional life.

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  • This post presents five humorous home exercises, each with a quirky twist. They include sprinting to check the oven, stretching for a remote, squatting during unwanted FaceTime calls, curling a light candle, and stealthily creeping for midnight snacks. These fun routines blend fitness with everyday situations and social anxieties.

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  • In a World of Mar-A-Lago Face, this Grunge-Inspired Eye Look Slays.

    In a beauty landscape currently dominated by a very specific, ultra-filled, heavily contoured aesthetic—often dubbed “Mar-a-Lago Face”—a messy, beautiful rebellion is taking over. Instead of chasing the over-tweaked, homogenized look of modern high society, beauty enthusiasts are looking back to the counterculture for inspiration. Specifically, right into the dark, unapologetic…

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  • Parallel Cities: Longing for V-E Day in Modern Washington, D.C.

    WRITING PROMPT: If you could witness any historical event in the future, what would it be? For me, that answer is simple: I want to witness the day our country steps back from the precipice. I think about this daily as we stand just 70 days away from an election…

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